Clune Lover

squidarts:

Don’t you fucking get. I don’t understand why people do these things. Never do you cook like this and now that I’m Vegan suddenly EVERYTHING needs, butter, eggs and milk. Thanks, Merry Christmas, I’ll just eat my own fucking fingers tonight.

Best idiotic vegan-related question from a family member this christmas: “So, what about seasonings? Like, thyme and other spices, can you eat those?”
It was really hard to find a pleasant response.