Text 27 Sep 33,840 notes

brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

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Photo 23 Sep 2,556 notes beatonna:

Ahh, more of the Miserable Father images from suffragette times. It’s a favourite old meme because imagine caring for your children?  noooooo not my childreeennnn

beatonna:

Ahh, more of the Miserable Father images from suffragette times. It’s a favourite old meme because imagine caring for your children?  noooooo not my childreeennnn

Chat 20 Sep 279,096 notes
  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  •  ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
Text 14 Sep 61 notes

stayinbedgrowyrhair:

the 4 seasons in the midwest:

  • tornados
  • parking lot carnivals
  • church-sponsored oktoberfests
  • dried-up patches of road salt all over your work jeans
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via Badtvblog.
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Text 2 Sep 304,592 notes

majiinboo:

  • Do not forget Michael Brown
  • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
  • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
  • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
  • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $400,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
  • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
  • Do not forget Ferguson 
Text 1 Sep 1 note

Oh, so the whole “you can’t ship cars, oh wait yes you can, what do you mean you already got rid of one car and drove the other” thing sucks for obvious reasons but also not so obvious ones. Like the fact that I flew and then Jeremy stayed two days to help the packers and loaders and then took a two day drive up to Wisconsin means I was with my stepmom in Neenah without him for four days and got kind of maxed out, and yet now need her to come down to Madison for a few days and help me, because it turns out that trying to unpack a house while a baby crawls around trying to kill herself and your husband is working from home so he’s RIGHT THERE but CAN’T HELP is the most impossible thing I’ve ever had to do. So hopefully I don’t accidentally snap and murder her while she is being the most helpful person I have in my life.


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