It’s my cousin! HAHAHAHA. Yeah.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Good old Cousin Wes. Ah.
5 Fruits and Veggies You’ve Been Eating Wrong
You’ve been deep-frying lettuce. Why?
You swallow avocados whole. Just stop it!
You smother ripe peaches in cheese sauce. You’re an awful person.
Quit jamming figs up your ass! (You know who you are)
Artichoke pudding? No wonder God hates you.
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Jean Mansel, ‘La Fleur des histoires ou les hystores rommaines abregies…’, France 1454.
Paris, Bibliothèque de l’Arsenal, Ms 5088 réserve, fol. 257r
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing
Yeah I def do this.
there are 13 yr olds on this website who are genuinely like “YAAAAS BENEDICT PUT UR DICK IN ME MAKE ME UR CUMBERBITCH AND CUMBERCUM ON MY FAAAACE” like im so worried about them
Oh like you weren’t the same way when you were 13?
literally no i never wanted to fuck a 1000 year old alien even at 13